Ten things I've done that you probably haven't

1. Invented a complete language and alphabet.
2. Been cast in the role of Elwood Dowd; unfortunately the play (Harvey) never made it to performance.
3. Been celibate between the ages of 19 and 26.
4. Taken my 12-year-old daughter on an overnight canoe trip.
5. Made eye contact with two wolves in the wild.
6. Chatted casually with Canadian prima ballerina, Veronica Tennant; I was about 15 and she was at the height of her career.
7. Taken a five-generation photograph of my family: my great-grandmother, grandmother, mother, brother and nephew.
8. Heard Buffy Sainte-Marie in concert at a powwow.
9. Delivered a blowjob in a snowstorm.
10. Raised a newly hatched cedar waxwing to adulthood.