Zippy Applebreath

[vaneramos]

That's my new name



{Message received From Skipper Applefanny.}

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....no wonder we're so unhappy... What's your new name??? Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.

Here is your weekly dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts, Tony Blair is Zippy Liverlips and Saddam Hussein is Gidget Chickenfanny! And John
Howard is Cheeseball Bubblehead.

Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

Comments

i should be laughing

[dubious-one.livejournal.com]

Dorky Girdlebrain? Uh No.

[peregrinus236.livejournal.com]

Mine came out as "Oprah Waffletushie", if I use my formal middle name. "Gidget Waffletushie" if I use the informal version. "Sprinkles Waffletushie" if I use the first name I don't normally go my. So many choices, so little time. Thanks for the diversion.

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

[dakoopst.livejournal.com]

Ummm...Crusty Bubblebiscuits?

Sounds like a stage name for Betty Crocker if she ever became a stripper...

[emjaybaxter.livejournal.com]

Chim-chim Bubbletush. Well may be in my younger days.

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

Tulefel Wafflehead.

Er ... no comment. :-)

[rsc.livejournal.com]

Too bad Van didn't get "waffletushie", but you can't have everything.

I came out "Lumpy Bubbletush", which I think I won't use in everyday social situations.

[peregrinus236.livejournal.com]

I've reached an age where I dare not look in the mirror to see if the new last name is an accurate depiction or just a quaint moniker. In any case, I think, like you, it would be an option only in very restricted company.

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

My surname is already Waffle. Having been subjected to 39 years of ridicule regarding that (can you imagine?), this would have been a wasted meme had it not given me some fresh silliness.

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

Sounds like yummy breakfast strudel. Nibble chew.

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

Um, let's have a closer look. :)

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

I like it. :)

[dakoopst.livejournal.com]

*grins* You can nibble chew me any time, bay-bee... ;)

[emjaybaxter.livejournal.com]

You cheeky thing.

[rsc.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. I should in fact have known better than to make a "waffle" joke, given that you must be sick to death of them. My apologies.

[chrisglass.livejournal.com]

Loopy Liverfanny?!

Um, I'm going back to bed.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you - Zippy Chickenbrain!

[djjo.livejournal.com]

Fry it up and you've got good eats! Yessum!

Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you - Zippy Chickenbrain!

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

I can think of other parts I would rather nibble.

ah - one week to nibbly time!

[djjo.livejournal.com]

I looked up my family's names. The best was my brother in law:

Crusty Applebutt!