Daniel spam
Dec. 3rd, 2003 04:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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djjo and danthered, I started receiving spam from "Daniel." The volume steadily increased to the point where I receive more spam from him than anyone else, even "Freida" and "Renae." In fact, I receive multiple spams from "Daniel" every day. Some of these are from repeat addresses and go directly to my junk mail folder, but most are not. The quantity is so overwhelming I wonder whether it's really coincidence. Fortunately, Danny and Daniel's emails always arrive with surnames attached, so I don't have to look at anything from "Daniel" closely before deleting it. But it's puzzling.
I'm not kidding. Just to prove it, here is a list of the spam items I received from "Daniel" in the past 48 hours. No two of them came from the same address.
djjo and danthered, I started receiving spam from "Daniel." The volume steadily increased to the point where I receive more spam from him than anyone else, even "Freida" and "Renae." In fact, I receive multiple spams from "Daniel" every day. Some of these are from repeat addresses and go directly to my junk mail folder, but most are not. The quantity is so overwhelming I wonder whether it's really coincidence. Fortunately, Danny and Daniel's emails always arrive with surnames attached, so I don't have to look at anything from "Daniel" closely before deleting it. But it's puzzling.I'm not kidding. Just to prove it, here is a list of the spam items I received from "Daniel" in the past 48 hours. No two of them came from the same address.
- From: Daniel. Turn your Great Idea into REALITY! Have a New Invention! Product Idea! or Improvement to an existing product? Get started today! with our FREE information package!
(I have an idea: stop the stupid punctuation marks.) - From: Daniel. This Year's Hottest Gift. Everyone loves...The E-Scooter, Fully-Rechargeable Electric-Powered Scooter.
(I can think of things a lot hotter.) - From: Daniel. Get FDA Medications Prescribed Online. Order your next prescription with privacy: Weight loss, Hair loss, Skin care, Stop smoking.
(What drug can I abuse next?) - From: Daniel. Warm Her Up! Try it! For free! Men have viagra. Women have VIGEL.
(Thanks, guys. You know how badly I need this.) - From: Daniel. Get paid real money to drive your own car! With a little know-how you might be able to get a TOTALLY FREE Car.
(Why don't you just spare me the bullshit and send it to me?) - From: Daniel. Learn a Language - 31 Languages in One Revolutionary Program. The Easiest Way to Learn a Foreign Language... Guaranteed!
(Will I even understand 'Maircan?) - From: Daniel. Amazing High Speed Mini RC Ca.r Hot - New - Exciting!! Mini R/C Twister Buggy Stunt Vehicle
(This ad has annoying toys buzzing around the page at high speed, just what I want in my apartment on Christmas morning.) - From: Daniel. The Only Knives You Will Ever Buy Again - Guaranteed. GINSU 16 piece set.
(The housewife in this ad appears to be slapping her own face to save someone else the trouble.) - From: Daniel. Unlock the Secret to Better Health. Promote Healthy Cholesterol Levels. OmegaMax.
(I only want the secret to less spam.)
