The androkles shower

1. You live so far away from the sea. How would you like to have your own mini-sub, and explore this place?

2. Two refined French women, a mother and her unmarried daughter, were walking in the park.
'What's that smell? I know that smell!' said the mother.
'I know it too, said the virginal daughter. It's terribly familiar!'
'Ladies' said their gentleman companion, 'it is a well known fact that the perfume of horse chestnuts resembles nothing so much as freshly ejaculated semen.'
Do any other natural smells remind you of sex?

3. Where can you go that has absolutely nothing to do with your work?

4. He's handsome. He's as sexy as they come. He says he loves you. But can he cook?

5. In a dream, you come across an old leather-bound book. You open it, and the pages are mysteriously alive - the pictures move, and the text changes before your eyes. As you stare in astonishment, you read the answer to a question you've always wanted to know. You wake up. What was it you read?

( my answers )

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