dirty chervil's return

[vaneramos]

I didn't follow today's challenge from NaPoWriMo because I became absorbed in reading about Flarf, a spin-off from yesterday's challenge. Flarf is essentially poetry composed of phrases turning up in Google searches. Technically this poem isn't Flarf; I didn't really follow any rules, but used Google to help excavate some phrases that intrigued me. Warning: contains offensive language.

dirty chervil’s return

i had fall sown arugula and chervil
that stuff still exists
most diluted and dirtiest of stars
too dirty to show lol
fuck chat pussy sex love yeast
this spell is not ready to meet these gorgeous munchkins

i guess i’m back kind of sort of
munchkins they travel to save the emerald city
for all we know we might not come back
from applying to colleges and the like

chervil’s diabolical plan
give me everything tonight
i’ll work with you no matter how deep
back into the swing of all things warrior
protosaurus gun-room repaying treason on a killing spree
creepy diabolical munchkin rippin' out your hair follicles
I love how you gave no fuck

finallyyy my life is complete
now that I’m pseudo-back again
the next day I could run and play like before
a cornish crab and chervil risotto
with sweet beetroot