Last night on the phone

BRENNA: At school I fell backwards off the tennis thing and crunched my head. Then we were playing American Idiot—instead of American Idol—and I tried to walk into the slide, but I walked into it harder than I meant to, and now I have a bump on the front of my head. So I had no brains to begin with and then I lost what I had.

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MARIAN: This pizza is really squishy because it's been microwaved three days in a row.

ME: Now I have to go find something to eat; you're making me hungry.

MARIAN: You wouldn't want to eat this pizza. I don't think these mushrooms were growing on here to begin with.


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Marian is one of the few people who understands my sense of humour, which is extremely dry. So is hers. We laughed long and hard last night.

Now I'm off to Toronto for the weekend.

BRENNA: (whispering conspiratorially) I want to come with you!