How to find affection on a chilly autumn morning

[vaneramos]

1. Upon spotting a distant human, cry abjectly.

2. If he notices you, start wandering aimlessly or pretend to be busy.



3. If you have any particular skills, you may show them off.



4. But do not compromise your dignity.



5. Make sure no one else is looking.



6. If he isn't already mauling you, he is safe to approach.



7. Show him your lovely ass.

Comments

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

I like the allegory. Of course, there are cats who just sit on a high wall watching everything go on, and run as soon as you approach them. :)

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

hehe

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

*wink*

[quirkstreet.livejournal.com]

8. When you've demanded thirty seconds of petting, walk away. Sixty seconds later, walk back, looking at him as if to say "Bitch, why didn't your hand follow?" :)

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

You know drama, don't you? ;-)

[zombietruckstop.livejournal.com]

Awww! I love cats! Nice pictures. You have to have the patience of Job to get good pictures of cats...

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

Here are a couple nicer ones I posted recently in case you missed them:

http://www.wonderboymi.com/vwaffle/3712.jpg

http://www.wonderboymi.com/vwaffle/3425A.jpg

I believe the one in the second image is the same black cat I photographed today. She roams the woods a lot, but is too friendly to be wild.

[danthered.livejournal.com]

Meow

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

Methinks I hear the abject cry of a distant kitty. :)

[chrisglass.livejournal.com]

kitties and wit!

♥

dig this immensely.

thanks V.

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

shucks, my pleasure. :)

[jaique.livejournal.com]

This is great!

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thanks, I had fun.

witty kitties

[dubious-one.livejournal.com]

brilliant...thanks for the smiles

Re: witty kitties

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

No probs. :)

Pussy Patrol

[leafshimmer.livejournal.com]

These are a lot of fun. I always talk to any cat that crosses my path when I'm out and about. NO, it's not about being a SLUT, it is just about being friendly. (and the fact that all of them tend to have big tails does NOT mean I'm a size queen)

xo Shimmer

[sunshyncat.livejournal.com]

Nice use of the photos. Very cute!

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

Thanks a lot. You're kitty is cute, too. My family had a cat that lived 19 years.

[sunshyncat.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Jasmine is a survivor :)