How to find affection on a chilly autumn morning

[vaneramos]

1. Upon spotting a distant human, cry abjectly.

2. If he notices you, start wandering aimlessly or pretend to be busy.



3. If you have any particular skills, you may show them off.



4. But do not compromise your dignity.



5. Make sure no one else is looking.



6. If he isn't already mauling you, he is safe to approach.



7. Show him your lovely ass.

Comments

[vaneramos.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thanks, I had fun.