My hateful plants
Oct. 30th, 2003 10:14 am
I used to be much less patient. You know how houseplants get pushy? Mine were like that. "Water me."Sometimes they became aggressively demanding and started to wither, just to prove who was boss. "Water me now!"
I didn't like feeling manipulated. I couldn't handle the pressure. I would turn my back and do something else, ignoring them. But plants always win these arguments. Slowly, persistently and just to spite me, they would die. So, to prove their tactics will not work with me, I would continue to ignore them.
Plants never learn. You buy new ones and set them amongst the dried, yellow carcasses of their stupid forbeareres, but they make the same mistakes. Trying to modify their behaviour is futile.
I got tired of watching them complain all the time. I started to cave in. The plants I have now, I water dutifully and resentfully. I even feed them.
I'm pathetic, I know.
Of course they take me for granted. Once in a while one of them will get carried away and wilt a little. But none of them have actually died recently.
They're not exactly flourishing. I think they feel guilty. And so they should.


